Friday, November 2, 2007

Diet Misconceptions :)

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
Need grain? Eat chicken.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO..... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Shy said...

oh my foodness. did i read a post on your blog a few weeks ago sayin that you're joining a gym? contradictions, contradictions.

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

In this world of pizzas n pastries what does a guy do! The gym was well and truly on.. Till yesterday.. But now its on a temporary hold. . Coz i head home for diwali. . Cant refuse ma ke hath ki kheer. . Can i :)

Anooshka said...

dude..! where did u rip this from?!

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

@ anu- Well.. Lets just say its an interpretation of an inspiration. Confused you. . As always ;-)

downright crazyyyy!!!!!!!!!! said...

u make me smile man...
reason good enuf 2 put dieting n hold.
i never cld com up wit dis brilliant excuses.

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

@DC: he he he :) ... This world is full of temptations :)