Friday, July 25, 2008

Life v2.0

So finally the Big day is here... my last day in the office.. before i take a week off and join my new job from August 1. Yeah, i am blogging in office.. on my very last day! In one hour my supposed farewell ceremony will start, wherein i am supposed to speak on my experience n all that. Yeah, you can understand the butterflies in my tummy...
I am quite looking forward to the next six days, when, for the first time in my life , i will be officially "unemployed"!! I am going to Pune for these six days, nothing relaxes me as much.. :)
Finally, just reproducing the farewell email which i sent to my friends and colleagues...
Dear Friends and colleagues,

It has been a truly enriching experience working with you in **** Bank. But in search of better opportunities, I will have to move on. Today will be my last working day.

In the two years that I have spent with you, I have learnt a lot of new things. I am carrying with me sweet memories which I will cherish forever. I sincerely take this opportunity to thank each one of you for the wonderful time that we shared.

I would always be available @
and Mob-98200*****.
"You never really leave a place or person you love, part of them you take with you ,leaving a part of yourself behind." 
Cheers to a new beginning...

Thanks and Regards,
Rahul Porwal
and so.. a new phase is about to begin... Life is going to go on a roll again.. Dream City!

 Life V2.0

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Random Crap!

His Royal Highness MSD of Jharkhand/Chennai doesnt wish to play cricket for the Test Series citing 'fatigue'... i am so amused...
Imagine.. one fine day i just walk into the office and tell my boss... dude.. i am talking two weeks off the job coz i am fatigued... waah! One nice kick on the butt i will get!
But then i am no MSD... I am Me!
Anyways... Random Crap this... my mom n dad r coming to Mumbai for a week... gosh... i dont remember seeing them the last time!!! (maybe it was last december.. or maybe it was for two days in Holi!..).. i will have ghar ka khaana!!! I must must must have aam ki kadhi before the season runs out ( neekuben n solitaire will know what i am talking of :) )
I have to make it up to them... take mom out for shopping... show her a movie or two.. "jaane tu..." or "kismat konnection".. i quite like shahid's hairstyle in that movie... totally urbane!
aaah!!! I am 18 again today! I feel that way!
My mama's son's wedding in ahmedabad over the weekend... should be fun... ;)
Ps- Thats aam ki kadhi's photo... i am still thinking about it... waiting for mummmmyyy!!!

Friday, July 4, 2008


Husband and Wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."