Random!

A lot of things seem to have happened in the last 18 days, i joined my new job... settled in...making new friends.. already have been to three team parties... partied like crazy.. ate like a dog and drank like a fish..aaah... just the relief from the boring inane routine of my previous job.

 

Also, i shifted to a new (and better) house... bought some new furniture.. a tv... sala kaafi kharcha ho gaya... but what the heck... in the end its for a comfortable life for me...

 

Also, i met up with a fellow blogger this weekend... and it wasss aaawwweeesssooommmmeee!!!!!!

 

Life v2.0

So finally the Big day is here... my last day in the office.. before i take a week off and join my new job from August 1. Yeah, i am blogging in office.. on my very last day! In one hour my supposed farewell ceremony will start, wherein i am supposed to speak on my experience n all that. Yeah, you can understand the butterflies in my tummy...

 

I am quite looking forward to the next six days, when, for the first time in my life , i will be officially "unemployed"!! I am going to Pune for these six days, nothing relaxes me as much.. :)

 

Finally, just reproducing the farewell email which i sent to my friends and colleagues...

 

Dear Friends and colleagues,

It has been a truly enriching experience working with you in **** Bank. But in search of better opportunities, I will have to move on. Today will be my last working day.

In the two years that I have spent with you, I have learnt a lot of new things. I am carrying with me sweet memories which I will cherish forever. I sincerely take this opportunity to thank each one of you for the wonderful time that we shared.

I would always be available @ rporwal@gmail.com and Mob-98200*****.

 

"You never really leave a place or person you love, part of them you take with you ,leaving a part of yourself behind." 

 

Cheers to a new beginning...

Thanks and Regards,
Rahul Porwal

 

and so.. a new phase is about to begin... Life is going to go on a roll again.. Dream City!

 Life V2.0

Random Crap!

His Royal Highness MSD of Jharkhand/Chennai doesnt wish to play cricket for the Test Series citing 'fatigue'... i am so amused...

 

Imagine.. one fine day i just walk into the office and tell my boss... dude.. i am talking two weeks off the job coz i am fatigued... waah! One nice kick on the butt i will get!

 

But then i am no MSD... I am Me!

 

Anyways... Random Crap this... my mom n dad r coming to Mumbai for a week... gosh... i dont remember seeing them the last time!!! (maybe it was last december.. or maybe it was for two days in Holi!..).. i will have ghar ka khaana!!! I must must must have aam ki kadhi before the season runs out ( neekuben n solitaire will know what i am talking of :) )

 

I have to make it up to them... take mom out for shopping... show her a movie or two.. "jaane tu..." or "kismat konnection".. i quite like shahid's hairstyle in that movie... totally urbane!

 

aaah!!! I am 18 again today! I feel that way!

 

My mama's son's wedding in ahmedabad over the weekend... should be fun... ;)

 

Ps- Thats aam ki kadhi's photo... i am still thinking about it... waiting for mummmmyyy!!!

 

 

 

 

SH*T!!

Husband and Wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

 

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."

Your Call

Has it ever happened to you that there is something you seriously wanna blog about , formulate it all in your head, and then because there is no computer/net connection nearby, you proceed to make a mental note of it to blog later.. and then poof! you forget about it the moment you open the compose window...

 

Gosh! happens to me all the time.. and then I itch to write atleast SOMETHING on my blog, which cries desperately to some serious/funny/interesting write up... but since that never happens.. I end up posting random tags, stupid little blog ratings... aaah... What Crap!!

 

And so i ask you... Yes you... the one reading this no-logic-no-brains post... what is it that you wish to read here? anything under the sun is welcome... tell me.. and i will write... Its Your call!

 

Until then... Bring on the Tags!!!

 

Ps- Just a little update about me... I have resigned from my current job.. and will be joining a very reputed media house's brand activation cell from August.. New Challenges... New People... New Life... and hopefully... Some Love.. In the City of Dreamz!

 

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From Forrest Gump...

 

Jenny: I have named him Forrest.

 

Forrest Gump: You have named him after me!! (Is surprised.. as if he has the copyright to his name...)

 

Jenny: I have named him after his father....

 

(Forrest is shell-shocked... his whole life turns upside down)

 

Jenny: You dont have to worry about anything Forrest... its not your fault... he is beautiful.. isnt he??

 

Forrest: He is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen....

 

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Forrest Gump: Will you marry me? I'd make a good husband, Jenny.

 

Jenny: You would, Forrest.

 

Forrest Gump: But you won't marry me.

 

Jenny: You don't want to marry me.

 

Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.