Friday, July 4, 2008

SH*T!!

Husband and Wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
 
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."

11 comments:

gunj said...

lol!

rahul said...

lolz..
awesome!!!!

lukkydivz said...

:D :D yahi sab mila ab tujhe post karne ke liye :D

Princess Mia said...

good one heheh

Ashu said...

one of the forward i got, but an usual husband wife fight :))

Realistic me... said...

Good one...
:)

Neeku said...

haha :)

made my day !

Abhishek Khanna said...

hehehe
best shitty moments!

crasiezt said...

Hey i heard this joke long time back..good one!

Shy said...

lol!

Priya said...

LOL...Good one!