Boss: rahul, whatever you do in life.. never get married..
Me: (surprised at this sudden revelation) Ok! But what happened to you suddenly?
Boss: You have no clue how difficult it is to please a woman!
Me: I am sure.. i have heard this before!Boss: Yeah! Take her out, take her for shopping, take her to movies, take her to the parlor, buy her the abso-fucking-ly expensive diamonds.. yet!!
Me: you know what.. i have always wondered why we men are not so difficult.. i mean.. what does it take to make a man happy?
Boss and Me: Just leave us alone and give us the remote! ;)
Isnt that amazing.. we are simplified.. we dont throw tantrums.. we dont have erratic mood swings..
Just give us some simple stuff in life are we are happy!
A newspaper first up in the morning..
An uncrowded local train!
A cricket/football match every day of the year..
rock bottom liqour prices.. ;)
An eye candy in office!
It doesnt take much to make a man happy... ;)