Thursday, May 21, 2009

Men.. Simplified.

Boss: rahul, whatever you do in life.. never get married..
Me: (surprised at this sudden revelation) Ok! But what happened to you suddenly?
Boss: You have no clue how difficult it is to please a woman!
Me: I am sure.. i have heard this before!Boss: Yeah! Take her out, take her for shopping, take her to movies, take her to the parlor, buy her the abso-fucking-ly expensive diamonds.. yet!!
Me: you know what.. i have always wondered why we men are not so difficult.. i mean.. what does it take to make a man happy?
Boss and Me: Just leave us alone and give us the remote! ;)

Isnt that amazing.. we are simplified.. we dont throw tantrums.. we dont have erratic mood swings..
Just give us some simple stuff in life are we are happy!
For Example:
A newspaper first up in the morning..
An uncrowded local train!
A cricket/football match every day of the year..
rock bottom liqour prices.. ;)
An eye candy in office!

It doesnt take much to make a man happy... ;)

9 comments:

Shy said...

Lol...
I should be defending women here..but..let it be..every dog has it's day ;) :P

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

oye! what dog???

Male bashing seems to be the national pasttime of women these days!!

:)

Shy said...

=P

Mysterious Mia said...

just before reading this post i actually got an email from my friend....n am posting it here..may be u wanna sgare it with yur boss

HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs,love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs,love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs,love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that womenare impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

umangexuberance said...

uhm uhm uhm
not much really :D

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

@ Mia: Well.. thankfully thats no breaking news now.. we all agree in unison that its IMPOSSIBLE to please women!

;)

@umang: ?????? iske aage bhi kuch bologe?

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