Thursday, May 21, 2009

what if??

I just hope that someday when i look back to all these years gone by... i dont end up with a big question of what if....

What if.. i had taken some decisions in my life without thinking about the consequences?
What if.. I had taken some time out and introspected about my own self?
What if.. I had not gone out of my way for some people ( and regretted it later)?
What if.. I had made some choices while i still could?

Its human nature.. isnt it? We take decisions, we make mistakes, we repent, we move on..
A friend of mine is on crossroads of her life right now... I just told her right now.. make the decision which you wont repent later... no matter what.

Bolna aasan hai.. karna mushkil.

Btw... i am crazy.. isnt it?? no posts for six months and suddenly two in one day!!

Men.. Simplified.

Boss: rahul, whatever you do in life.. never get married..
Me: (surprised at this sudden revelation) Ok! But what happened to you suddenly?
Boss: You have no clue how difficult it is to please a woman!
Me: I am sure.. i have heard this before!Boss: Yeah! Take her out, take her for shopping, take her to movies, take her to the parlor, buy her the abso-fucking-ly expensive diamonds.. yet!!
Me: you know what.. i have always wondered why we men are not so difficult.. i mean.. what does it take to make a man happy?
Boss and Me: Just leave us alone and give us the remote! ;)

Isnt that amazing.. we are simplified.. we dont throw tantrums.. we dont have erratic mood swings..
Just give us some simple stuff in life are we are happy!
For Example:
A newspaper first up in the morning..
An uncrowded local train!
A cricket/football match every day of the year..
rock bottom liqour prices.. ;)
An eye candy in office!

It doesnt take much to make a man happy... ;)